Just wanted to point out, if Trillin's "Attempt to Compile a Short History of the Buffalo Chicken Wing" has imparted in you an unquenchable desire to buy Wings paraphernalia, there are Buffalo Chicken Wings Silly Bandz available for purchase at http://buffalowingwear.com/. They come in five shapes - chicken wing flat, drummette, BFLO, celery, and bison. Bon appetit.